eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

starsandgutters:

not sure if i’m actually getting sick or it’s just physical side effects of anxiety ugh

woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

Sora being cute 2 / ? ~ Hollow Bastion / Radiant Garden 

(Source: divineairy)

rottensalts:

rottensalts:

I managed to make a fully interactive custom npc husband in Skyrim, but somewhere along the way I messed up so if I give him any items the sound of eating bread plays at full blast, nonstop 

reblog if you want a relationship like this

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

milesjai:

 

whatdoyouthinkiknow:

her-candyness:

NEED A FUCKIN’ CUPCAKE AT 4 A.M. BECAUSE YOU CAN’T CONTROL YOUR NEED FOR SUGARY GOODNESS?

Well you’re in luck because Sprinkles Cupcakes has introduced the very first cupcake ATM in New York City

Your local bakery closes at 10 pm and you need a cupcake well now you can get a fuckin’ cupcake you can buy 20 cupcakes it doesn’t even matter nothing matters except this 

That’s right you 5 year olds this ATM is operational 24/7 for your 24/7 sugar cravings stocked with delectable flavors just look how happy that fuckin’ girl is in the picture look at her yes that’s right that COULD BE YOU

Don’t live near NYC? Well better hop on the next fucking plane and support this ridiculously sweet-ass project to get cupcake ATMs in even more areas. 

ABC NEWS EVEN COVERED A STORY ON IT GET YOUR SHITS TOGETHER AND EAT CUPCAKES

I need this is LA..

They have this in LA. It’s in Beverly Hills.

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

Streetstyle, Ouji, Mori Girl, Cult Party, Sweet Lolita, Gothic Lolita, Classic Lolita

(Source: creamrosetea)

cyberpunkpup:

white gel pen + brown paper is my favorite thing ever

cyberpunkpup:

white gel pen + brown paper is my favorite thing ever

dandelionharvester:

mynewsickworld:

"Stop letting your illness define you" says the healthy person whose life is defined by her health.

Never looked at it that way.

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

(Source: qlitterbabe)