lzbth:

hairdressers??? how do they do that??? how can they cut the hai r when it’s wet and kno itll be ok and even??? ppl who speak more than one language and can read books in other languages and think in other languages?? ppl who can do long division in their heads?? ppl who can balance chemical equations?? doctors?? surgeons?? ppl who can remember dates?? and phone numbers?????? ALL AMAZING

blurredbynes:

why aren’t children on leashes

Back when I was a kid, LOADS of kids here were kept on leashes. Even I had one. It was a little velcro thing that strapped around my wrist. I miss those days.

(Source: jetbag)

floororanges:

this was the realest dialogue i’ve seen

"Babe, can you spot me some cash?"

(Source: s-indria)

lovelynobody00:

pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

(Source: bumbleshark)

thesciencealliance:

I always thought it would be cool to juxtapose windows 95-era computer imagery with fantasy elements like magic and spirits. 
SO, i give you: floppy disk demon. pretend the GIF compression is for thematic effect.

thesciencealliance:

I always thought it would be cool to juxtapose windows 95-era computer imagery with fantasy elements like magic and spirits. 

SO, i give you: floppy disk demon. pretend the GIF compression is for thematic effect.

  • Me when I see a nice duck: nice

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT